8 years ago
CRIBS - The Coleman Edition
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Hah, hah! Watupyo?! Welcome to my crib, MTV. I knew it'd only be a matter of time before my international stardom would allow me to showcase my spacious pad on the critically acclaimed MTV Cribs. So lets get it started.
Of course, I know ya'll are mad interested in what I have in my fridge. Let me break it down for you like this. WATER. When you live in a place that eats 110 degrees for breakfast, you must hydrate. I cannot emphasize this enough. When I'm not drinking water I'm downing Organic Plain Soy Milk. And for special occasions I bust out the Cristal (Light). Werd.
True players always gotta have a big TV, and I am no exception. Back in 1999 Toshiba came out with an amazing THIRTY TWO INCH projection TV, so I snatched one off the loading dock at Best Buy. Sure, other guys have TVs that are 2, 3, or 10 times bigger than mine, but if I sit real close it feels like I'm at the dollar theater.
I know, I keep hearing that if you wanna be a big dawg you gotta rock Scareface. But if you wanna crank it up a notch you gotta kick Days of Thunder and Cheers reruns. BAM!
Lets kick it over to the living room for a sec - I need to make a call on my Hasbro Transformer Cell Phone. I be blowin' up, yo! We never use this room, unless our Hometeachers decide to make their semiannual visit to preach the Word.
I do some of my best work in the bathroom. No doubt. Sometimes when I'm in the shower and I'm lathering up my skull with some special edition Suave Shampoo & Conditioner (15 bonus ounces) an idea just hits me and I have to lay down the track right then and there. So I've converted my shower into a fully functional recording studio, complete with a Taco Bell Edition American Idol Microphone. Ain't no frontin' up in here.
I don't have a full-court basketball court in my backyard, or a skatepark, or a motocross track, or a driving range, but how many celbs do you know that have a Spalding Pitching Target Return Throw Back Stop? I got the answer for you right here. NONE.
I got three words for you. Bar. Bee. Que. When its not 115 degrees outside I've been known to cook up a mean burger. For all my grillin' needs my Patio Classic 2000 Series Charcoal Grill does the job. Burgers, Dawgs, Italian Sausage, Salmon, or Spam - my grill kills 'em all.
Alright, MTV, you ain't got to go home, but... actually, you do have to go home. I've got to mow the lawn and trim the bushes before my spectacular pool party. Lates!
(See, this is what happens when my wife leaves town with the kids for a month and I get bored - and I'm only on day five. Yikes)
Of course, I know ya'll are mad interested in what I have in my fridge. Let me break it down for you like this. WATER. When you live in a place that eats 110 degrees for breakfast, you must hydrate. I cannot emphasize this enough. When I'm not drinking water I'm downing Organic Plain Soy Milk. And for special occasions I bust out the Cristal (Light). Werd.
True players always gotta have a big TV, and I am no exception. Back in 1999 Toshiba came out with an amazing THIRTY TWO INCH projection TV, so I snatched one off the loading dock at Best Buy. Sure, other guys have TVs that are 2, 3, or 10 times bigger than mine, but if I sit real close it feels like I'm at the dollar theater.
I know, I keep hearing that if you wanna be a big dawg you gotta rock Scareface. But if you wanna crank it up a notch you gotta kick Days of Thunder and Cheers reruns. BAM!
Lets kick it over to the living room for a sec - I need to make a call on my Hasbro Transformer Cell Phone. I be blowin' up, yo! We never use this room, unless our Hometeachers decide to make their semiannual visit to preach the Word.
I do some of my best work in the bathroom. No doubt. Sometimes when I'm in the shower and I'm lathering up my skull with some special edition Suave Shampoo & Conditioner (15 bonus ounces) an idea just hits me and I have to lay down the track right then and there. So I've converted my shower into a fully functional recording studio, complete with a Taco Bell Edition American Idol Microphone. Ain't no frontin' up in here.
I don't have a full-court basketball court in my backyard, or a skatepark, or a motocross track, or a driving range, but how many celbs do you know that have a Spalding Pitching Target Return Throw Back Stop? I got the answer for you right here. NONE.
I got three words for you. Bar. Bee. Que. When its not 115 degrees outside I've been known to cook up a mean burger. For all my grillin' needs my Patio Classic 2000 Series Charcoal Grill does the job. Burgers, Dawgs, Italian Sausage, Salmon, or Spam - my grill kills 'em all.
Alright, MTV, you ain't got to go home, but... actually, you do have to go home. I've got to mow the lawn and trim the bushes before my spectacular pool party. Lates!(See, this is what happens when my wife leaves town with the kids for a month and I get bored - and I'm only on day five. Yikes)
Jump Up and Down Cuz That's the 311 Style
Friday, June 27, 2008
One of my favorite all time bands on this planet Earth, if not THE favorite, is 311 (pronounced: three eleven). And as you can tell from the last entry I am a rather nostalgic person. I was introduced to 311 my freshman year at BYU by my friend Tony Davis. Tony was from Mission Viejo, CA and had a CD from a new group called 311. That summer we wore the CD out and I've been hooked ever since. Since then I have seen them several times in concert (Park City, Salt Lake, Mesa, Phoenix (2), Lauderdale, VA, MD, etc.). Their contemplative message of unity, peace, and positivity delivered with such force has always been energizing to listen to. (Check out Speak Easy --->) In fact, one of our kids' favorite songs is the "Reggae Got Soul" cover that 311 performed for the "Surfs Up" soundtrack.
Well, on Tuesday 311 played at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix. Amanda and I and some friends decided to act as though we weren't as old as we really are and attended the concert. 311's live shows are a high energy, loud, fun, artistic display of an eclectic music style that includes rock, punk, reggae, and funk - and this show was no different. We had a great time. We are getting older so the assigned seating (as opposed to a general admission moshpit) suited us well. Oh yeah, and it never hurts to have some Dee Oh Double Gizzle on the side.
Words to live by...
BANNER 17
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Almost a year ago today, the Boston Celtics made the first of two blockbuster trades that would eventually bring the franchise their SEVENTEENTH World Championship. The Celtics first acquired Ray Allen (Jesus Shuttlesworth) from Seattle and then Kevin Garnett (The Big Ticket) to compliment long time Celtic, Paul Pierce (The Truth). 
I grew up in the 80’s and was a big Celtics fan (still am obviously) – John and Mark (brothers)were both fans of Magic Johnson’s “Showtime” Los Angeles Lakers – I was the Celtics fan bookended by two Laker fans. I had the life-sized Larry Bird poster and my brothers had the life-sized Magic Johnson poster. I remember Bird hitting the money-ball to win his 3rd straight 3-Point Contest, while walking away with his finger in the air. I remember watching the epic battles of Boston’s original “Big Three” – Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, and Robert Parrish – and Magic’s Lakers – Kareem, James Worthy, Byron Scott, etc. I remember the original "BEAT L.A." chant. You don’t see two franchises trade punches like this anymore. Boston won rings in ’81, ’84, and ’86. L.A. won rings in ’80, ’82, ’85, ’87, and ’88. 
The Lakers have had success since the ‘80s, winning rings in ’00, ’01, and ’02. The Celtics, however, seemed to have slowly faded into oblivion after ’86 due to tragedy and bad luck: Len Bias (one of the best college basketball players ever) died of a drug overdose 2 days after being drafted by Boston in 1986, Bird and McHale were hampered by injuries after ’86 and both had to retire early, Reggie Lewis (the Celtics All-Star shooting guard) suffered a fatal heart attack on the court during an off-season practice in 1993 (the NBA's lovely commissioner, David Stern, required Boston to count Lewis' salary against the cap for 3 years after his death), and the infamous “Rick Patino” era. (not to mention tearing down the famed Boston Garden).So, when Danny Ainge (former Celtic and current G.M.) acquired Ray and KG, life was breathed back into the Celtics’ franchise. The Celtics had the biggest turn around in NBA history - +42 wins, going 66-16.
Well, I won’t ramble through the entire season, suffice it to say that we were treated to a renewed rivalry in this year’s Finals – the Lakers and Celtics at it again. It was a great match up with great players on both teams. The series had drama, controversy, injuries, etc. In the end, the Celtics prevailed in game 6 (calling it a blowout would be an understatement), preventing Laker’s Coach, Phil Jackson, from surpassing Red Auerbach (former Celtic’s coach) in total championships (both have 9).
As nostalgic as I am (and you know this), I hope the Lakers and Celtics meet several more times in the Finals – both teams seem to be equipped to do just that.At the end of last year, Ainge was on his way out as G.M., Doc Rivers was on his way out as coach, Paul Pierce was nearly traded, KG and Ray were stuck on bad teams and it looked like they would never play for a contender. In the words of KG during one of the scariest post game interviews ever… "Anything's possssiiibbbblllleeee!!!!"
A Special Father's Day Post for Papa T
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Lincoln and Noelle wanted to share of few of their favorite things to do with Grandpa. We are really looking forward to visiting you in July! We love you.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
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* If you can't understand what Noelle is saying, here is the script we told her to read from - Noelle: I like it when he takes me to the beach, and getting candy in his office, and going to the carnival and taking sips of his soda. I love you, Grandpa.
Henrik Is Mobile
Sunday, June 1, 2008
On May 31 Henrik D Coleman became the newest member of the Coleman household to use body appendages to move about on this planet Earth. Check it out...